It's that time of the month, no, not THAT time, the other time...

Comic Strip of my impending change w/no nose apparently.

In the past year I've been going through some interesting personality changes. I'm 24 so, no, it's not puberty nor is it menopause. I could probably point out a few major stressful events in the last 12 months to have caused such drastic changes but I think we all know they would only be excuses used to cover up the truth; I'm slowly becoming a werewolf. I know what you're thinking, but Ivy, I thought werewolves need to be bitten to transform and it would only take a month at most, not an entire year. Well, sir or madame or both, you must be mistaken because obviously I am turning into one. Maybe I really do have a psychotic stalker and he/she is even more psychotic because he/she is a werewolf who finds ways to bite me in small increments without me realizing it. And since they are super small bites, he/she only uses two teeth in the process I guess, I am changing super slowly. It may only be a matter of a few more months before I'm a beastly lunatic on the prowl. I'm not entirely certain how these things work but somehow I'm certain I'm on the right track. You may call me paranoid, but we'll see who's f*cking paranoid when you see me running in the streets screaming that it's a full moon and I need to be locked up before I hurt somebody! Awkward. I have my reasons but I'll leave them for a later post. I'm just going to do a little more research. And if by research you think I mean watching Buffy, Supernatural, or reading Patricia Briggs then you are totally most possibly correct.

I do, in fact, have a nose. Don't judge me.