The ones from the films and the ones I've seen in real life couldn't be more different:
- Clean cut and always smiling
- Professional
- Plays same song like pop goes the weasel or the entertainer
- In an immaculate white truck or ice cream cone truck
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| Could be made creepy but all things considered very nice and clean. Picture acquired from here. |
- Scruffy and dirty
- Menacing and rude
- Plays the Lullaby or La Cucaracha
- Seriously, like they didn't seem enough like pedophiles already.
- A seedy yellow or green van with creepy children crossing signs on it and pictures of prepackaged ice cream to lure children in.
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| See what I mean? Picture acquired from here. |
Anyone else? Anybody? Discuss.
That's 3 Natalie. I love when shit rhymes.
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